After thinking a lot about Kyousnac ,I came to the conclusion that her Intelligence 'Quotient' was way too high. If a girl like her becomes my girlfriend then I would probably lose myself (Because it was highly improbable that she would lose interest in studies and gain it towards me). Or well, may be my marks would reach a new low and I might just enter the state of depression. I clarified to myself and came to the conclusion that I was looking for a girlfriend and not someone who can blow up my confidence level. And therefore I announced it officially to myself--> Kyousnac is out. It was quite a perfect time when I threw her out of my life. Infact the word 'threw' is a bit indecent so I should rather say that .. It was quite a perfect time when I KICKED her out of my life. That's decency redefined. I said that it was the perfect time because the comprehensive examinations (abridged as compre in my college) were about to begin. The two mid terms were troublesome, and in compre the syllabus for each subject gets tripled compared to the mid terms. So if a mid term was an atom bomb, compre was a triatom bomb. Nevetheless, my preparation was of the same magnitude as if I was preparing for some mid term. I was about to screw up my compre, and worst part was that I KNEW IT,BUT I WAS NOT ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. By the time I realised that it was COMPRE, It had already started. Like always I had spent last few days in the library gazing into books (intentionally) and into couples (unintentionally).
The trouble with Compre was that , people (like me) have to sit for 3 hours and not 1 hour as in case of mid term. Now an hour is easy to pass but three hours seems like something looooooong. May be I should say it was some 10800 seconds, that might just make u feel it was indeed long.
College exams are different from the competitive ones or the school exams.In school.. we used to sleep at 11 PM the night before exams,had breakfast in the morning, said best of luck to our mates etc etc. In college this is what happened--> I slept at around 4 in the morning, somehow got up in time so forget about breakfast. And best of luck???? What's that? We just know here that luck doesn't work much, and most of us (my type) are likely to get f**ked. So we just say best of F**K to each other.
December 08,2008
It was thermodynamics. The subject which I felt was the toughest and therefore I was probably
the least prepared. I was not worried for the marks that I would get, but the question was HOW WILL I PASS THE THREE HOURS??? To pass time I was thinking about useless stuffs, starting with what should I do in the vacations? Number of students in the classroom,number of females in the classroom, then took out the ratio of boys to that girls and multiplied by total number of possible classrooms with such numbers. Trust me it was a great time pass, and more importantly no one got to know that I was doing such crap, I used to make specific facial expressions that made the invigilator feel that I am thinking about the thermodynamic state of water. I looked around and saw people looking into their answer papers as if they know each and every answer and they just want to write every damn thing. The next I glanced at the wall clock. the seconds hand was so slow that it made me think if that was the minutes' hand. Damn it.. who says 'Time flies'. It doesn't , at times it is stuck at the same point. I read the questions a few more times thinking something might just click at any second, and a formula might just flash in front of my eyes and I get a solution but no. It all seemed like a fairy tale. I managed this disaster and passed the three hours of torture. If I was Avg-15 in 1st mid term and Avg-10 in 2nd then proportionally I should get Avg-25 in the compre but I was wrong here as well.. I got Avg-30. And most of the papers were quite similar when it came to score with respect to average. Result --> The semester was not so happening. No girlfriend and GPA.... well GPA was messed up big time. thank god they made a subject called engineering graphics which I felt was easier that increased my Grade Point Average. But I was quite dissappointed with my performance but then I can't stay dissapointed for long. I decided next semester.. GF and GPA both has to be there!!!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Page 24.. (The Dude)
Well that night I had decided that I will start working hard an start studying.. On the bed just before sleeping..I motivated myself by talking to "Flint"..
I said to myself.. "Its high time now.. I should start working hard right from tomorrow morning..Nothing is over.. remember.. A new day brings a new ray of light,new sunshine,new hopes.. and I said good night to myself"
The other morning
November 21,2008
Time 8.00 AM
Unpleasant noise entering my ears.. that unpleasant noise was thought to be an alarm and therefore I reacted by looking for the "snooze" button.. I pressed it thrice but it didn't stop and therefore I realised that it was not an alarm..it was a knock on the door. I was so fast asleep that I was not able to distinguish clearly between an alarm clock and a door knock. Anyways it was my friend Devavrata asking me to get ready for class.. I had my resolution flashing in front of my eyes and the promises I made to myself last night were forbidding me from having a nap again.. I replied to Devavrata.."I'll take a while..You better leave and I'll follow.."
I turned around .... suddenly the promises and resolutions vanished. My Bed and Pillow overpowered them... I just felt like the bed was my sweet Wife asking me to get back down...and how can I ignore her... Consequence---> Slept for 2 more hours.
10.00AM
I got up finally,said to myself.. "OK,that's enough. attend some clases now.. remember, A new day brings a new ray of light,new sunshine,new hopes.." I looked through the window.. and God had some other plans.. It was CLOUDY.. No sunshine ..no new ray.. nothing. As if God was saying it clearly to me.. "Flint.. Son.. Don't lose your identity, There's no use spending hours in textbooks if your aim is to have a girlfriend"
I heard it.. and I always follow what god says to me. I thought I would not change myself. However the semester end exams, known as comprehensive examination in my college, was about to begin in 10 days time and I forcefully started studying.
The other day I was sitting in the library. The exams were from the 1st of December. I decided that I should concentrate but something was continuously disturbing. You can obviously guess what it could be. . yeah!! A girl.But this time she was with a guy. A guy who we i.e. , my friends call “DUDE”.
You have to fulfil some eligibility criteria if u want to be a dude
1)You should be in Rock club of the college
2) You should know how to bang your head when rock music is played. (long hair is ultracool)
3)Talk in English.. (even if you are shitting in your pants,even if you have just woken up,even if you are crying,in joy,sorrow etc etc)
4)Use of the word “f*ck” wherever possible.
The last point is an essential one.The ‘dudes’ use it everytime.
They can use it when they are glad-->"F*CK yaar... I made it to Harvard"
They can use it when they are sad-->"F*CK yaar... I failed to make it to Harvard"
They can use it when they are shocked-->"F*CK yaar... How is it possible that India lost to Kenya?"
They can use it when they are surprised-->"F*CK yaar...How can India win the world cup?"
They can also use it when they are actually fucked-->"F*CK yaar ..... I am f**ked"
Infact many of my friends feel like they lack the "basic" common sense as well. Here's an incidence
I was sitting in nescafe having maggi one evening. A DUDE came and took a seat on the same table as there was no seat available anywhere else. We had a casual chat for the first 5 minutes. After that he asked a question,
Dude-"So which field are you intereted in??"
I-"Astrobiology"
Dude-"What's that?"
I-(trying to explain it as simply as possible)"It is the study of life outside earth"
Dude-"What the fuck man!! That's a lol topic of interest dude.Everyone knows that there's no life outside earth,therefore astrobiology finishes up in one chapter" and then started laughing his a** off.
I thought of asking him a very appropriate question.
Do you have a brain missing inside since your childhood or was there some sort of mishap during your teenage?? but I kept my cool.
I-"How can you say that being an engineer?? We as engineers are responsible for making stuffs that normal people can't think of easily. What's your branch by the way?? (I asked him this in order to give him some example regarding any research in that field if possible)
Dude-"M.sc(tech) Information Systems"
Now I was laughing my a** off. I got the answer. He was able to say that because he was not going to be an engineer.
I-"All right, Now I think its going to be a waste of time if I start explaining about Astrobiology. You better have your maggi.And I'll leave"
Dude-"Oh yeah.. byee dude"
That was one more point, they call every other guy as "dude".
To summarize, a small piece of differentiation
If a normal guy says--" saale, apni zabaan band kar"
Dude says--" Dude,Shut the fuck up"
Anyways enough of the flashback.. I changed my table and sat on another one. Next post within a week.Topic "my college mates".
This page is dedicated to Amitabh Mishra who played a major role in publicising this blog.
And for the Dudes,and Msc tech ppl-- "NO HARD FEELINGS"
I said to myself.. "Its high time now.. I should start working hard right from tomorrow morning..Nothing is over.. remember.. A new day brings a new ray of light,new sunshine,new hopes.. and I said good night to myself"
The other morning
November 21,2008
Time 8.00 AM
Unpleasant noise entering my ears.. that unpleasant noise was thought to be an alarm and therefore I reacted by looking for the "snooze" button.. I pressed it thrice but it didn't stop and therefore I realised that it was not an alarm..it was a knock on the door. I was so fast asleep that I was not able to distinguish clearly between an alarm clock and a door knock. Anyways it was my friend Devavrata asking me to get ready for class.. I had my resolution flashing in front of my eyes and the promises I made to myself last night were forbidding me from having a nap again.. I replied to Devavrata.."I'll take a while..You better leave and I'll follow.."
I turned around .... suddenly the promises and resolutions vanished. My Bed and Pillow overpowered them... I just felt like the bed was my sweet Wife asking me to get back down...and how can I ignore her... Consequence---> Slept for 2 more hours.
10.00AM
I got up finally,said to myself.. "OK,that's enough. attend some clases now.. remember, A new day brings a new ray of light,new sunshine,new hopes.." I looked through the window.. and God had some other plans.. It was CLOUDY.. No sunshine ..no new ray.. nothing. As if God was saying it clearly to me.. "Flint.. Son.. Don't lose your identity, There's no use spending hours in textbooks if your aim is to have a girlfriend"
I heard it.. and I always follow what god says to me. I thought I would not change myself. However the semester end exams, known as comprehensive examination in my college, was about to begin in 10 days time and I forcefully started studying.
The other day I was sitting in the library. The exams were from the 1st of December. I decided that I should concentrate but something was continuously disturbing. You can obviously guess what it could be. . yeah!! A girl.But this time she was with a guy. A guy who we i.e. , my friends call “DUDE”.
You have to fulfil some eligibility criteria if u want to be a dude
1)You should be in Rock club of the college
2) You should know how to bang your head when rock music is played. (long hair is ultracool)
3)Talk in English.. (even if you are shitting in your pants,even if you have just woken up,even if you are crying,in joy,sorrow etc etc)
4)Use of the word “f*ck” wherever possible.
The last point is an essential one.The ‘dudes’ use it everytime.
They can use it when they are glad-->"F*CK yaar... I made it to Harvard"
They can use it when they are sad-->"F*CK yaar... I failed to make it to Harvard"
They can use it when they are shocked-->"F*CK yaar... How is it possible that India lost to Kenya?"
They can use it when they are surprised-->"F*CK yaar...How can India win the world cup?"
They can also use it when they are actually fucked-->"F*CK yaar ..... I am f**ked"
Infact many of my friends feel like they lack the "basic" common sense as well. Here's an incidence
I was sitting in nescafe having maggi one evening. A DUDE came and took a seat on the same table as there was no seat available anywhere else. We had a casual chat for the first 5 minutes. After that he asked a question,
Dude-"So which field are you intereted in??"
I-"Astrobiology"
Dude-"What's that?"
I-(trying to explain it as simply as possible)"It is the study of life outside earth"
Dude-"What the fuck man!! That's a lol topic of interest dude.Everyone knows that there's no life outside earth,therefore astrobiology finishes up in one chapter" and then started laughing his a** off.
I thought of asking him a very appropriate question.
Do you have a brain missing inside since your childhood or was there some sort of mishap during your teenage?? but I kept my cool.
I-"How can you say that being an engineer?? We as engineers are responsible for making stuffs that normal people can't think of easily. What's your branch by the way?? (I asked him this in order to give him some example regarding any research in that field if possible)
Dude-"M.sc(tech) Information Systems"
Now I was laughing my a** off. I got the answer. He was able to say that because he was not going to be an engineer.
I-"All right, Now I think its going to be a waste of time if I start explaining about Astrobiology. You better have your maggi.And I'll leave"
Dude-"Oh yeah.. byee dude"
That was one more point, they call every other guy as "dude".
To summarize, a small piece of differentiation
If a normal guy says--" saale, apni zabaan band kar"
Dude says--" Dude,Shut the fuck up"
Anyways enough of the flashback.. I changed my table and sat on another one. Next post within a week.Topic "my college mates".
This page is dedicated to Amitabh Mishra who played a major role in publicising this blog.
And for the Dudes,and Msc tech ppl-- "NO HARD FEELINGS"
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Page 23
Nov. 20,2008
The semester was about to finish. Ten days and then there was the big one. Those who generally wait for it they call it examination. But people like me-->we call it "Rapism Redifined". Its quite a common reply from a few students after every exam. Infact the two cases are as follows:
CASE ONE
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2-"It was ok yaar,I was confused about the 1st question and there was some miscalculation done in the 4th question but it was pretty decent."
CASE TWO
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2(my type)-"RAPE"
It was just that in my case, intensity of rape varied. Extreme,Moderate,Mild. Anyways, we got our answer sheet.. my marks were not so poor. And this time I was not lowest in thermodynamics. Yes I too study. And I can say that because I had above average marks in Mathematics.
For the paper distribution of Chemistry we had assembled in the classroom..Kyousnac was also there. She sat just behind the chair I was sitting.
I-"hi"
Kyousnac-"hello"
I-"So how were your papers?"
Kyousnac-"Don't know..lets see."
The Prof called out my name and I collected my paper. I came back to my seat but only to face the embarassing question from Kyousnac
Kyousnac-"So how much did you get??"
I-"Half of the average marks"
Soon she got her paper. I knew she would probably get decent marks. I didn't want to ask her but then I thought I should.
I(with a smile that can depict appreciation and f*uck you expression at the same time).-"So how much did you get?? I bet you must be twice above the average marks."
Kyousnac-"No, actually thrice..I got 60"
I-"Oh!! That's bad..How can you miss 15 marks??"
Kyousnac-"Very funny"
Was that funny?? Because I never smiled and I was not trying to make her smile either.
On my way back to my hostel room.. I just imagined the hypothetical situation where I was expressing my feelings for her.
Lets check out how would a girl like Kyousnac respond..
I-"hey Kyousnac I have been trying to tell this little thing to you for quite sometime but today I really want to confess it---I have a crush on you .......(long pause).....can we date each other for sometime?"
the responses:
1)Kyousnac-" Are you crazy,We should concentrate on studies"
(Oh I didn't know that)
2)Kyousnac-"I can't believe you can ever say that to me..I mean we are just 18-19 years old"
(So what is the eligible age defined by Indian government to have a crush?)
3)Kyousnac-"Stop this nonsense, Do you even have any idea what Schrodinger's wave equation is??"
(Was Schrodinger a brother of Valentine??)
Well I was thinking is she the right kind of a girl for a my kind of a guy. The answer was an obvious NO, but at the same time I thought of the solution as well.Work hard,study well,get marks in double digits in fact well more than that..and yeah learn Schrodinger's wave equation!! That might just help.
I planned .. yes that's the only way to get a girl friend in this campus. I have to study....
next page in no time.... please keep following. was down with Jaundice that led to the delay.
The semester was about to finish. Ten days and then there was the big one. Those who generally wait for it they call it examination. But people like me-->we call it "Rapism Redifined". Its quite a common reply from a few students after every exam. Infact the two cases are as follows:
CASE ONE
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2-"It was ok yaar,I was confused about the 1st question and there was some miscalculation done in the 4th question but it was pretty decent."
CASE TWO
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2(my type)-"RAPE"
It was just that in my case, intensity of rape varied. Extreme,Moderate,Mild. Anyways, we got our answer sheet.. my marks were not so poor. And this time I was not lowest in thermodynamics. Yes I too study. And I can say that because I had above average marks in Mathematics.
For the paper distribution of Chemistry we had assembled in the classroom..Kyousnac was also there. She sat just behind the chair I was sitting.
I-"hi"
Kyousnac-"hello"
I-"So how were your papers?"
Kyousnac-"Don't know..lets see."
The Prof called out my name and I collected my paper. I came back to my seat but only to face the embarassing question from Kyousnac
Kyousnac-"So how much did you get??"
I-"Half of the average marks"
Soon she got her paper. I knew she would probably get decent marks. I didn't want to ask her but then I thought I should.
I(with a smile that can depict appreciation and f*uck you expression at the same time).-"So how much did you get?? I bet you must be twice above the average marks."
Kyousnac-"No, actually thrice..I got 60"
I-"Oh!! That's bad..How can you miss 15 marks??"
Kyousnac-"Very funny"
Was that funny?? Because I never smiled and I was not trying to make her smile either.
On my way back to my hostel room.. I just imagined the hypothetical situation where I was expressing my feelings for her.
Lets check out how would a girl like Kyousnac respond..
I-"hey Kyousnac I have been trying to tell this little thing to you for quite sometime but today I really want to confess it---I have a crush on you .......(long pause).....can we date each other for sometime?"
the responses:
1)Kyousnac-" Are you crazy,We should concentrate on studies"
(Oh I didn't know that)
2)Kyousnac-"I can't believe you can ever say that to me..I mean we are just 18-19 years old"
(So what is the eligible age defined by Indian government to have a crush?)
3)Kyousnac-"Stop this nonsense, Do you even have any idea what Schrodinger's wave equation is??"
(Was Schrodinger a brother of Valentine??)
Well I was thinking is she the right kind of a girl for a my kind of a guy. The answer was an obvious NO, but at the same time I thought of the solution as well.Work hard,study well,get marks in double digits in fact well more than that..and yeah learn Schrodinger's wave equation!! That might just help.
I planned .. yes that's the only way to get a girl friend in this campus. I have to study....
next page in no time.... please keep following. was down with Jaundice that led to the delay.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Page 22 (Dedicated to the followers and avid readers)
Kyousnac was not at all interested in talking to me. I was clearly able to sense that,which really undermined my courage..but it had struck me right then ,this is something which happens with me every other time...I mean no one ever has shown so great an interest in talking to me..infact if anyone would have shown any interest earlier..I would not have been writing this blog .Anyways I decided to continue the chat...
I-“So how was the paper?”
Kyousnac-“It was lengthy”
I-“LENGTHY?? Was it?? I never felt like that,trust me I finished the paper by the time you read it”
Without even reacting on whatever I said,
Kyousnac-“I’m sad because I didn’t know the 3rd method to solve the 2nd problem which could have saved 5 more minutes”
I-“Oh!!..... That’s poor ..but anyways I guess you must have written the paper well”
I didn’t know the first two methods of solving the question. In fact I never knew that there were three methods of solving that question..Just have a look at the variation. I understood that she too is like all the other girls -- more interested in studies than anything else. I asked her something related to the exam itself
I-“so what do you think the average of the exam would be?”
Kyousnac-“It should be on the higher side, the paper was easy”
I-“Oh, yeah I have the same feeling”
I actually had exactly the opposite feeling, but you have to tackle girls like Kyousnac in a different way.By this time I had a feeling that if I continued talking about exam it would piss her more and therefore I thought it is better to leave her with her tragic paper and run away. I didn’t think any of my good jokes would sound good to her.
Anyways the tests went on and there was no other day when Kyousnac sat beside me. Leaving Kyousnac for the time...Now I had the lowest marks in Thermodynamics (the Tangent Subject)in the first mid term,So I knew that I had to get my lost reputation back and the only way to get that lost stuff was by getting the highest marks(that's what I felt).There was a day's leave to prepare for thermodynamics and many students like 'Flint' think---> "ITS MORE THAN ENOUGH".
And like always all the students who think like Flint are wrong. I gave the paper after preparing in my best possible way. After a few days,the result was out.I didn't really get the highest marks but somehow settled with the second lowest this time. But hey the second lowest was well ahead of the lowest..by some 3 marks. So its clear..I would get the lowest if I never open the book and I would get the second lowest if I work my level best.So making a suitable decision,as I have always done,I resorted to not studying again.
So the mid term was over. The atmosphere was electric again. Games Sports everything switched on. And switched on(obviously) was my mission.
But before that..
Introduction of Chetan..popularly known as Hawk Spirit in my campus.
A slight flash back... I first saw Chetan in the corridor of the 1st floor of my hostels in the first month itself. All the first yearites were talking to each other,giving their introduction etc etc, and so did Chetan.
Some 6 Feet tall and probably square root of 6 feet wide. Pure Cotton Pant and a Pure Cotton Full Shirt.Maximum number of buttons and none of the buttons in the shirt was left unbuttoned. the only thing missing was probably a tie. This was his outfit at about 10PM. Hairs going down on the forehead which is why no one can ever say if he has a forehead. The first view made me think- "are 10 pointers like this guy??" I was dead sure he will be some BIG GUN in academics in future.Someone who will always be seen with books.Someone who will be present in all the classes.Some who will be done with his syllabus of exams well in advance.
Now the upper paragraph was a flashback. What is to follow is present day Chetan.(i.e., as on the date of my blog ,a time around Mid Nov,2008)
He is usually seen in a T-shirt(with min no. of buttons :P) and a three-fourth.Hairstyle is pretty much the same.Earlier the forehead was not visible..now people doubt if he has a brain behind that forehead. The outfit can be seen even in the morning,noon and evening.He is not at all a BIG GUN in academics.Someone who can be seen with anyone or anything but not with books,someone who is never seen in the classes. And when it comes to syllabus he is the only lad to relieve me from the tension of completion of the syllabus,begins it about 12 hours before the scheduled time of examination which also includes dinner and of course the long nap at night.
Lastly I would (unhappily) like to clarify that he is not a 10 pointer.And therefore is a very good friend of mine.
Sorry for the long gap. Was busy in my mission :P
Next page to be posted soon...will make sure there's no macro gap.
anonymous people plz right ur name (at least) with ur comments.
And plz help in the publicity as well.
I-“So how was the paper?”
Kyousnac-“It was lengthy”
I-“LENGTHY?? Was it?? I never felt like that,trust me I finished the paper by the time you read it”
Without even reacting on whatever I said,
Kyousnac-“I’m sad because I didn’t know the 3rd method to solve the 2nd problem which could have saved 5 more minutes”
I-“Oh!!..... That’s poor ..but anyways I guess you must have written the paper well”
I didn’t know the first two methods of solving the question. In fact I never knew that there were three methods of solving that question..Just have a look at the variation. I understood that she too is like all the other girls -- more interested in studies than anything else. I asked her something related to the exam itself
I-“so what do you think the average of the exam would be?”
Kyousnac-“It should be on the higher side, the paper was easy”
I-“Oh, yeah I have the same feeling”
I actually had exactly the opposite feeling, but you have to tackle girls like Kyousnac in a different way.By this time I had a feeling that if I continued talking about exam it would piss her more and therefore I thought it is better to leave her with her tragic paper and run away. I didn’t think any of my good jokes would sound good to her.
Anyways the tests went on and there was no other day when Kyousnac sat beside me. Leaving Kyousnac for the time...Now I had the lowest marks in Thermodynamics (the Tangent Subject)in the first mid term,So I knew that I had to get my lost reputation back and the only way to get that lost stuff was by getting the highest marks(that's what I felt).There was a day's leave to prepare for thermodynamics and many students like 'Flint' think---> "ITS MORE THAN ENOUGH".
And like always all the students who think like Flint are wrong. I gave the paper after preparing in my best possible way. After a few days,the result was out.I didn't really get the highest marks but somehow settled with the second lowest this time. But hey the second lowest was well ahead of the lowest..by some 3 marks. So its clear..I would get the lowest if I never open the book and I would get the second lowest if I work my level best.So making a suitable decision,as I have always done,I resorted to not studying again.
So the mid term was over. The atmosphere was electric again. Games Sports everything switched on. And switched on(obviously) was my mission.
But before that..
Introduction of Chetan..popularly known as Hawk Spirit in my campus.
A slight flash back... I first saw Chetan in the corridor of the 1st floor of my hostels in the first month itself. All the first yearites were talking to each other,giving their introduction etc etc, and so did Chetan.
Some 6 Feet tall and probably square root of 6 feet wide. Pure Cotton Pant and a Pure Cotton Full Shirt.Maximum number of buttons and none of the buttons in the shirt was left unbuttoned. the only thing missing was probably a tie. This was his outfit at about 10PM. Hairs going down on the forehead which is why no one can ever say if he has a forehead. The first view made me think- "are 10 pointers like this guy??" I was dead sure he will be some BIG GUN in academics in future.Someone who will always be seen with books.Someone who will be present in all the classes.Some who will be done with his syllabus of exams well in advance.
Now the upper paragraph was a flashback. What is to follow is present day Chetan.(i.e., as on the date of my blog ,a time around Mid Nov,2008)
He is usually seen in a T-shirt(with min no. of buttons :P) and a three-fourth.Hairstyle is pretty much the same.Earlier the forehead was not visible..now people doubt if he has a brain behind that forehead. The outfit can be seen even in the morning,noon and evening.He is not at all a BIG GUN in academics.Someone who can be seen with anyone or anything but not with books,someone who is never seen in the classes. And when it comes to syllabus he is the only lad to relieve me from the tension of completion of the syllabus,begins it about 12 hours before the scheduled time of examination which also includes dinner and of course the long nap at night.
Lastly I would (unhappily) like to clarify that he is not a 10 pointer.And therefore is a very good friend of mine.
Sorry for the long gap. Was busy in my mission :P
Next page to be posted soon...will make sure there's no macro gap.
anonymous people plz right ur name (at least) with ur comments.
And plz help in the publicity as well.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Page-21 Test 2 and crush 2
So finally the 2nd mid term..after knocking the door....entered.You already have an impression (I guess) about my preparation....I had this old weapon of mine which I have already introduced in page 13. But for all the new readers---its cheating.Do read page 13 for more info. Anyways...I was quite confident about my skills when it comes to cheating. The first paper was mathematics....I always loved maths...but never loved any of my MATHS teachers...they were all 'M'entally 'A'ffected 'T'eachers 'H'arrassing 'S'tudents....On the 31st of October I had actually studied a bit of maths so I was not going to be completely dumb this time... I knew it.
November 1,2008
My papers were from 8.30.I had set the alarm of 7.30. There is a shock hidden in the previous sentence...let me rewrite the sentence....I had set the alarm of 7.30PM. Yeah instead of AM it was PM.
I did open my eyes once and glanced at my watch it was 6.53AM then.I thought why to wake up so early...why not let the alarm do its work.So I closed my eyes again....The next I opened my eyes the watch showed 8.17AM. For a moment I was dead silent..it takes at least 7 minutes to reach a classroom from my hostel. I wasted one minute saying to myself.."don't panic,don't panic"..and the other minute saying "what the f**k how can I not panic".Got off the bed at fastest possible pace.. Soon I realised that there should not be much of a problem as anyhow I would need not more than 35 minutes to finish my paper... That was the only experience I had from the previous mid term. Somehow I managed to reach the classroom...the teacher pointed me towards a vacant seat...I glanced at the seat and then my eyes were dragged to the seat just next to the vacant seat....
Enters "Kyousnac" in my blog.....
Kyousnac....is the name of a girl..I needed to tell this because most of you would not be able to figure out the gender just by reading the names.....
The moment I saw her......I said to myself..."That's it"...... It was quite an awkward place and situation to have a crush.. but still.....I was wondering "where was she till now???"....
I got the question paper but before glancing at the question paper I glanced at her.....she glanced at me too....for the first time.....yoyoyo.....
I started with my answers.....after about 15 minutes I glanced at her again....she was busy with the paper.... I was looking at her and just then the invigilator called out....
"What is going on over there??..You boy in the red shirt..."(that was me of course,I guess the teachers in my college have a hobby of catching up good boys like me just when we are looking at girls)
I thought she is warning me....but to add she was also insulting me.
The Teacher-"You are not supposed to cheat..don't you know that??"
Oh really...she should check page 13 of my blog rather..She must know that on merely exchanging the position of 'ch' and 't' in the word teacher will result into a cheater....so its always going to be together
"Where there is a teacher....there is a cheater" ---Flint
the first time I was not actually cheating but I was scolded for it....strange world..strange teachers..
The teacher asked me to sit somewhere else and I was made to sit in "No woman's land"...
I was done with my papers and then decided that I will talk to Kyousnac today itself. Soon it was 9.30..time over..... everyone submitted the paper and left I walked as quickly as possible so that I can reach out to Kyousnac...I tried to walk quickly but I was actually running almost..anyways I finally was 'walking' beside her..
I-"hey"
Kyousnac-" "
She actually didn't look at me
I stayed quiet..pretended as if I have not said anything..then within 15 seconds...I tried again
I-"hey" this time a bit louder
Kyousnac--(weirdly) "hii"
I-"I was not looking into your paper right then..there was some misunderstanding"
Kyousnac-"Its allright..I can understand"
How can she understand....did she face anything like that before?? But still it was so sweet of her. I was bowled over...
I-"By the way I am Ealham"......
Kyousnac-"I am Kyousnac"
To be Continued....
November 1,2008
My papers were from 8.30.I had set the alarm of 7.30. There is a shock hidden in the previous sentence...let me rewrite the sentence....I had set the alarm of 7.30PM. Yeah instead of AM it was PM.
I did open my eyes once and glanced at my watch it was 6.53AM then.I thought why to wake up so early...why not let the alarm do its work.So I closed my eyes again....The next I opened my eyes the watch showed 8.17AM. For a moment I was dead silent..it takes at least 7 minutes to reach a classroom from my hostel. I wasted one minute saying to myself.."don't panic,don't panic"..and the other minute saying "what the f**k how can I not panic".Got off the bed at fastest possible pace.. Soon I realised that there should not be much of a problem as anyhow I would need not more than 35 minutes to finish my paper... That was the only experience I had from the previous mid term. Somehow I managed to reach the classroom...the teacher pointed me towards a vacant seat...I glanced at the seat and then my eyes were dragged to the seat just next to the vacant seat....
Enters "Kyousnac" in my blog.....
Kyousnac....is the name of a girl..I needed to tell this because most of you would not be able to figure out the gender just by reading the names.....
The moment I saw her......I said to myself..."That's it"...... It was quite an awkward place and situation to have a crush.. but still.....I was wondering "where was she till now???"....
I got the question paper but before glancing at the question paper I glanced at her.....she glanced at me too....for the first time.....yoyoyo.....
I started with my answers.....after about 15 minutes I glanced at her again....she was busy with the paper.... I was looking at her and just then the invigilator called out....
"What is going on over there??..You boy in the red shirt..."(that was me of course,I guess the teachers in my college have a hobby of catching up good boys like me just when we are looking at girls)
I thought she is warning me....but to add she was also insulting me.
The Teacher-"You are not supposed to cheat..don't you know that??"
Oh really...she should check page 13 of my blog rather..She must know that on merely exchanging the position of 'ch' and 't' in the word teacher will result into a cheater....so its always going to be together
"Where there is a teacher....there is a cheater" ---Flint
the first time I was not actually cheating but I was scolded for it....strange world..strange teachers..
The teacher asked me to sit somewhere else and I was made to sit in "No woman's land"...
I was done with my papers and then decided that I will talk to Kyousnac today itself. Soon it was 9.30..time over..... everyone submitted the paper and left I walked as quickly as possible so that I can reach out to Kyousnac...I tried to walk quickly but I was actually running almost..anyways I finally was 'walking' beside her..
I-"hey"
Kyousnac-" "
She actually didn't look at me
I stayed quiet..pretended as if I have not said anything..then within 15 seconds...I tried again
I-"hey" this time a bit louder
Kyousnac--(weirdly) "hii"
I-"I was not looking into your paper right then..there was some misunderstanding"
Kyousnac-"Its allright..I can understand"
How can she understand....did she face anything like that before?? But still it was so sweet of her. I was bowled over...
I-"By the way I am Ealham"......
Kyousnac-"I am Kyousnac"
To be Continued....
Monday, August 3, 2009
Page-20 Heart Break
Well so it seemed like laptusi was more interested in guys who know the stuffs like "Classius Inequality" and "Joule's law".... at least I was not the guy...I don't even know if i spelled Classius correctly. Its not that I have always been dumb at studies...I mean come on I too am in BITS itself. But its just that I'm having too much of fun. Anyways..the tragedy came about 2-3 days later.I was sitting at the same bench where I use to sit every night after having dinner.. with Devavrata.I saw two people walking hand in hand..slowly coming out of the darkness..it was another couple..I presumed.The only difference was that the girl was "LAPTUSI". I tried to console myself..."oh..they are probably just friends..or maybe very good friends..... but why are they holding hands"...I mean can't they just be friends without holding each others' hands.
Soon she passed by... I don't know if she looked at me and then ignored me or she didn't look at me at all.I heard laptusi saying "you are really funny"...I was wondering what did Vulcsi do that made her say that...."Did he make fun of newton??"...or "Did he call himself a Newton??".
Devavrata-"Is she the girl you were..."
I-"no..no....naah...she is not laptusi..and the guy was not Vulcsi."
Devavrata-"Stop ur nonsense....I know it was her."
I-"yeah it was her.....but they are just good friends."
Devavrata-"oh yes why not...I can see that....... do you need me to console you more.."
I-"oh yes I do.."
Devavrata-"ok listen to this.....THEY ARE MOST PROBABLY 'A COUPLE' OR GOING TO BE 'A COUPLE'."
I-"wow..thanks for the condolence...by the way what is the meaning of the word condolence in your dictionary."
Devavrata-"Chill dude..."
I-'yeah I know...."
************heart break no.1 in this campus**************
1)sleepless night
2)tears in the eyes
3)thinking about the girl all night
4)getting frustrated
if you think that's what my condition was then of course you are wrong........I had a sleepless night anyhow..but more because I was thinking who could be the next target..I shouldn't use the word target..I would rather say who is going to be my next crush.
Almost three months have passed now...there are not many girls I talk to...or rather there isn't any girl I talk to. My mission needed a halt.So I decided to take a break from this girl friend thingy. And the break had to come anyway...that's because I had my test 2 (the 2nd mid term) from the 1st of Nov. And when it comes to studies I can sacrifice any damn thing...well ....hmm..yeah...I mean almost any damn thing..except hanging out with buddies on the benches after dinner,and well sleeping... I started going to the library again but this time with a motive to study. Initially I was not really able to concentrate but slowly that stepped in as well. I had a look at my diary...here's some data I would like to share from that...
I began going to the library from Oct- 26th
**Oct-26th...
Hours spent in library=1.5
Output=flipped 2 pages of "thermodynamics" text book.
**Oct-27th...
Hours spent in library=2
Output=tried to solve 3 problems in library...2 unsolved. 1 I feel was correct....I "still feel" it was correct..
***Oct-28th...
Hours spent in library=3
Output=You should not talk on your mobile inside library otherwise you will end up screwing your 1 hour in that.
***Oct-29th...
Hours spent in library=4.5
Output=Make sure you don't sit right in front of a beautiful girl....otherwise you will end up screwing more than 1 hour in that.
***Oct-30th...
Hours spent in library=5
Output=Make sure you have sound sleep at night..because if the AC is working your brain will order you to sleep in the library.
***Oct-31st...
Hours spent in library=8
Output=Okay I did study this time......productive study.
I will not entertain any questions on what I did in the library on the 28th,29th and 30th of October....
Next page soon...keep checking.....
and help in the publicity yaar........
Soon she passed by... I don't know if she looked at me and then ignored me or she didn't look at me at all.I heard laptusi saying "you are really funny"...I was wondering what did Vulcsi do that made her say that...."Did he make fun of newton??"...or "Did he call himself a Newton??".
Devavrata-"Is she the girl you were..."
I-"no..no....naah...she is not laptusi..and the guy was not Vulcsi."
Devavrata-"Stop ur nonsense....I know it was her."
I-"yeah it was her.....but they are just good friends."
Devavrata-"oh yes why not...I can see that....... do you need me to console you more.."
I-"oh yes I do.."
Devavrata-"ok listen to this.....THEY ARE MOST PROBABLY 'A COUPLE' OR GOING TO BE 'A COUPLE'."
I-"wow..thanks for the condolence...by the way what is the meaning of the word condolence in your dictionary."
Devavrata-"Chill dude..."
I-'yeah I know...."
************heart break no.1 in this campus**************
1)sleepless night
2)tears in the eyes
3)thinking about the girl all night
4)getting frustrated
if you think that's what my condition was then of course you are wrong........I had a sleepless night anyhow..but more because I was thinking who could be the next target..I shouldn't use the word target..I would rather say who is going to be my next crush.
Almost three months have passed now...there are not many girls I talk to...or rather there isn't any girl I talk to. My mission needed a halt.So I decided to take a break from this girl friend thingy. And the break had to come anyway...that's because I had my test 2 (the 2nd mid term) from the 1st of Nov. And when it comes to studies I can sacrifice any damn thing...well ....hmm..yeah...I mean almost any damn thing..except hanging out with buddies on the benches after dinner,and well sleeping... I started going to the library again but this time with a motive to study. Initially I was not really able to concentrate but slowly that stepped in as well. I had a look at my diary...here's some data I would like to share from that...
I began going to the library from Oct- 26th
**Oct-26th...
Hours spent in library=1.5
Output=flipped 2 pages of "thermodynamics" text book.
**Oct-27th...
Hours spent in library=2
Output=tried to solve 3 problems in library...2 unsolved. 1 I feel was correct....I "still feel" it was correct..
***Oct-28th...
Hours spent in library=3
Output=You should not talk on your mobile inside library otherwise you will end up screwing your 1 hour in that.
***Oct-29th...
Hours spent in library=4.5
Output=Make sure you don't sit right in front of a beautiful girl....otherwise you will end up screwing more than 1 hour in that.
***Oct-30th...
Hours spent in library=5
Output=Make sure you have sound sleep at night..because if the AC is working your brain will order you to sleep in the library.
***Oct-31st...
Hours spent in library=8
Output=Okay I did study this time......productive study.
I will not entertain any questions on what I did in the library on the 28th,29th and 30th of October....
Next page soon...keep checking.....
and help in the publicity yaar........
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